bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Hank III

A true musical talent who does traditional country and heavy metal sometimes in the same concert. Also the bass player for Superjoint Ritual. Hank III is the grandson of Hank Williams and the son of Hank Williams Jr.

"Alright my name's Hank Willaims the Third and this is the damn band, and we don't really appriciate the radio stations not playin' guys like Wayne Hancock or Dale Watson or Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys or Johnny Dilks or on and on and on, the guys who are really trying to preserve country music of today. They just don't know what the fuck is goin' on and one day they will come around I'll tell ya."

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

Martin Cabello III

A man who has been exploited by the US Government and US Military. He is mentally challenged and suffers from Autism. Known for his obscure post on Instagram and other social media apps. He is married to another person with autism they currently have a son. He has had brain injuries. His neighbors have tortured him. Bad people in the military have sexually or physically abused his wife. He does good for the world as well such as taking in kids who are being in trafficking acts and other stuff. Martin is a misunderstood person. He has ties with Josh Powell. Martin has been trying to be a good person in life but the military and government have stopped that. Martin is also known for his own religion, Cabellosim. Where he uses the bible and science and physics in it. An example is Adam is know as an atom cause they are making up every single thing. Martin needs to be protected

Sigma male: Look it's Martin Cabello III he is doing the most he can for the world

by MartincabelloIII May 10, 2022

Warcraft III

A Real Time Stragety(RTS) type game made by a kickass game developing company, Blizzard. This game is one of the most popular RTS games. It comes with a World Editor which allows you to make your own maps. Recently a map named DotA has been popularized and many other mapmakers are pissed because it steals the popularity from their own custom made maps.

Person1:Man, whenever i try to play a custom game in Warcraft III all i see is the whole list full of DotA games.
Person2:Auto response from Aaron: BRB playing DotA

by sqrage July 11, 2006

James Panagos III

A light skinned fuckboi who lives in Southfield, and makes TikTok’s. He usually takes 2 months to respond to texts, and claims “your different from all the other girls” when he has 5 other girls he’s telling that same line too. He also thinks he’s a rapper, but his trash ass ain’t going nowhere. Football is what he mostly does, and probably his only talent in life.

Girl #1 : Sis James Panagos III just asked me out on a date
Girl #2 : Don’t date his light skinned hoe ass periodt

by Lavishhh.Jaiiiii October 28, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008