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ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.
Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.
by pensfan044 March 12, 2014
mugGet the ignite my pubesmug.
A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
mugGet the I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pantsmug.

Dirty ignition

i have no fucking idea
P1: "have you heard of dirty ignition?"
P2: "a what"
P1: "a dirty ignition!"
P2: "ok..."
by bigGayDinosaur January 12, 2022
mugGet the Dirty ignitionmug.

Ignitance

The state of being ignit. When stupidity overshadows your ignorance.
Sleeping with your wifes hot friend is plain ignitance.ignit
by Mhla March 6, 2009
mugGet the Ignitancemug.

IGNITE

IGNITE, is the phonetically spelled word for IGNORANT! IGNITE is not used lightly, a person who deserves or has earned this title is regarded as a Ignorant person on FIRE, or on steroids.
Lucy is on fire, she so IGNITE!
by MizDMeaner June 3, 2022
mugGet the IGNITEmug.

Ignit

An Ignit is an ignorant fuckin bloodsucker. It is a synonym of Neomort as an insult. This Phrase was coined by Sir Roman of Lynfield in the year of our Lord 2023
You're a fucking Ignit, Jennifer
That Old Man, what an ignit. He keeps stealing our apples.
by I am The One Piece October 31, 2023
mugGet the Ignitmug.

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