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IFTA

Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.

For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
Sam: Are you going to IFTA next summer?
Fuki: Hell yeah, And I'm gonna wear my kilt.
by Gina January 20, 2005
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ifter

If + After = Ifter

Describes the temporal relationship between two events with the second event being a conditional clause. If the condition is not true, then the consequent event will not occur.
"I'll buy you that sapphire necklace ifter I get my raise."

"We will talk about going on the trip ifter you get permission from your wife."
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Iftu

Is an shy and caring person. She loves helping others and always cares about how others feels. Iftu is a amazing person to be around and everyone needs an Iftu in there life.
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IFTSA

I Find That Slightly Amusing

Used instead of lol, lmao and rofl. It is a more accurate way to describe the feeling you get when someone says something amusing in an instant message or text, but it doesn't actually make you laugh out loud, laugh your ass off, or roll on the floor laughing.
AIM conversation:

Person A- "So guess what happened today?"

Person D- "What?"

Person A- "I forgot to do my homework, haha"

Person D-"IFTSA"
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Ifty Bifty

A shifty sort of fellow - the type who hangs around building sites trying to sell you stuff by saying things like 'Would you like a lawnmower for £5? It's a bit shit yeah, but it's alright.'
'That fellow over there trying to sell you that lawnmower is a right old ifty bifty.'
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Iftekhar

A boy who is smart and good.He is not too funny but average looking.He enjoys life but gets annoyed easily.He doesn't have a big ego.
That iftekhar is nice and helpful.But he is a teacher's pet.
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I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)

comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...
person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"
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