Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

pp in her butt

When you pp in her butt.

Oh god, oh god, I will pp in her butt.

by John Dangleberry April 18, 2007

Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

by Wasinator March 12, 2011

ass in her cock

A phrase used when one's significant other is receiving anal pleasure, preferably in a public place, such as a driveway, from someone's cock that is not one's own. Normally, a large crowd of onlookers has gathered. These circumstances cause one to, when describing the circumstances to another, misspeak the phrase "cock in her ass," with "ass in her cock."

William H. Macy's character in "Boogie Nights," reacting to his wife's infidelity: "My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?"

by bonjourhi December 28, 2007

I'd Pee in Her Butt

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.

At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.

by Kulvir March 5, 2012

she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

by TargetThis March 30, 2009

snakes in her head

When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.

"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"

"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010