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Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.
We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003
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Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
by boondox July 1, 2014
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Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr
by Juanwastaken July 3, 2021
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An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
by dcd$ January 21, 2011
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A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009
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I Just Had Sex

A single by the lonely island featuring Akon describing their ever recent.....SEX!!!
Dad "son what where you doing last night?"
Son " I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD!!
by maverick12awesome December 22, 2010
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Best I ever Had

That one person that makes you feel like nobody else does. Your happier with them and they make life better. You love everything abou them. They are all around better than any of the other boyfriens/girlfriends that you'v ever had!!
R: Baby nobody makes me feel like you do

B: aww your so sweet!

R: Fareal babe you my best I ever had
by 1-15-25 June 11, 2009
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