Sophia Ann Hanselman

Born in November, these jaw dropping people are popular and different in their own way. No matter how bad the selfie is, they some how look drop-dead gorgeous in them all. They may act pessimistic and say words they don't mean but they are great people to have. They often get jealous and act a little strange but if you need them, they will be at your doorstep in a heartbeat. They usually stay in their friendzone but may step out when someone perks their curiosity or are just that good looking. They are a unique addition to a friendship

Wow, I wish I could have someone that's a Sophia Ann Hanselman

Did you hear? I finnaly got a date with a Sophia Ann Hanselman

by 00What'sThatNobody00 December 10, 2016

Panic! at the hansel

a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs

my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel

by djgldjgidug November 2, 2019

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020

hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)

Can you hansel it?

by Hansizzle May 5, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011