Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

Relative Humidity

Is the sweet dripping off your balls, while you are banging your first cousin.

Do I really need to put Relative Humidity in a sentence?

by D.A.Stork March 21, 2023

Relative-Humidity

Relative-Humidity (Rel-a-tiv Hue-mid-uh-Tee)

1. noun the amount of water vapor present in air expressed as a percentage of the amount needed for saturation at the same temperature.

2. adjective the measurement of saturation that is greater than or equivalent to the sweat you are profusely precipitating from your ball sack expressed as an percentage in your cousins ass where it has accumulated

1. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")

2. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")

Roll Tide

by Christopher Durnsy September 10, 2023

humid

Huge Uterus Monster Impregnates Dilfs

dude that humid is crazy

by humid7316 October 12, 2021

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011