Hourgasm

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.

Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.

by HQR November 8, 2010

hourglassed

What a software program does to the mouse cursor when you first start it.

"Man, that program hourglassed so long, I thought it was never going to start!"

by derfy- August 11, 2005

Hour Glass Effect

Where a man goes to put a condom thats too small on and it makes the penis look like an hourglass.

My circulation was cut off because of the hour glass effect.

by Brent H. (Lol Nicole) August 6, 2008

hourglassing

A state in which a computer is "thinking" and is currently unresponsive. Not exactly frozen, hourglassing gives a potentially false sense of action on the part of the computer.

Most common on systems running various forms of the Windows operating system. I'm sure Mac/Linux GUI users have their own terms for it.

CSR: You'll have to bear with me a moment, my PC is hourglassing.
ME: Hourglassing, eh? Is that the technical term for it?

by Dan Hunke August 21, 2006

hourglassing

The act of stuffing ones ass with as much sand as possible, squatting down and then letting the sand slowly pour out into another persons' gaping anus. If all the sand has been transferred, switch positions and repeat. Bonus points if you can get some consistency going e.g. switching every 10 minutes.

Alex: Bro, we really gotta start practising our hourglassing, our times are all over the place
Tim: I'm not your bro, fucker. Now hurry up with the sand.

by penis183 October 1, 2016

Hourglassing

When you hold your dick so hard it looks like an hourglass.

That guy is really good at hourglassing

by Tonebear January 13, 2015

HURLASS

when one hurls vomite thats very thick. often occurs after drinking, smoking, & partying too hard.

dude, your hurling ass.!
dude, you hurled ass on my girlfriend.!
yo dude, this girl is hurling ass in my back seat.!
i smoked so much im about to hurlass.!

by sad mike October 3, 2010