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Horndog

The act of constantly staring at women and commenting on their level of attractivness.
Man, Brian White was looking this girl up and down and told me that she was so hot. He is such a horndog
by Brian White is a HornDog February 5, 2010
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Horndog

A horndog is usually a male who is aroused easily and as a result must jerk off for hours on end. He most often uses a separate device, known as a "pornpod" to watch porn and jerk off.
James is such a horndog, whenever I ask what he's doing he always says he's watching porn on his pornpod.
by Royalenerd44 July 5, 2016
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Horndogs

“We’re texting rn and he’s making me horndogs.”
by Kg26 February 19, 2019
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Horndog

Someone who masterbaits to death.
jim: hey did you hear about that horndog today.
john:yea i wonder how his parents
are taking it.
by godfree34 April 2, 2009
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Horndogging

Actively choosing not to masturbate for a period of time.
"I'm just gonna be horndogging it until tomorrow" - Man Deciding Not to Use The Bathroom on a Plane to Fap
by SirSwagATon December 6, 2016
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romantic horndog

noun.

one who will describe themself as such:

i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.
I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.

But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.

What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)
by prin May 20, 2007
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Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page
John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl
by Agent 99 October 23, 2014
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