Horizonkal

Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.

I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.

by the-city-winkle November 21, 2011

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horizon private school

a school filled with seniors who have crushes on 10th graders, because they desperate as fuck. Full of gay guys and sluts. AND let's not forget about the seventh and eight grade tryhards. A school where everyone turns into a snake:)

you're such a whore, you must be from horizon private school!!!!!

by Jerkoff321 March 2, 2019

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Horion Client

A good Minecraft win10 client in the year 2019 before the lazy developers forgot how to code and are pretty much yandev 2.0. They also have a toxic discord server with people complaining about it not working and other people trying to do the devs jobs for them. the discord server is pretty much useless and doesnt provide any help.

anyone: hey, horion client isnt working
devs: k

by RichardLover21 December 29, 2020

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horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

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horizontal narcolepsy

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

by midleman08 May 11, 2010

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