the level of hori something will/can be.
if something is maximum horibility, it is likely that a non-hori would die.
if something is maximum horibility, it is likely that a non-hori would die.
That cuzzie would swim in a sewer drain if it was full, i dunno if hes very reliable when it comes to counting hori-bility
by kaatito December 26, 2024
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by thatnatesbonkco July 17, 2024
Get the Hori mug.dude 1: did you hear about syl’s wife?
dude 2: Hori? Yeah, she’s the gayest person that i’ve ever meet
dude 2: Hori? Yeah, she’s the gayest person that i’ve ever meet
by gbyfvb November 9, 2025
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dude 1: did you hear about syl’s wife?
dude 2: Hori? Yeah, she’s the gayest person that i’ve ever meet
dude 1: did you hear about syl’s wife?
dude 2: Hori? Yeah, she’s the gayest person that i’ve ever meet
by gbyfvb November 9, 2025
Get the carlotta (hori) mug.A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.
He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”
“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”
“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”
“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025
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