King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series
I'm listing to King of Pop while drinking to beer with King of Hops' seal of approval.
The WORST insult ever made from man, can ACTUALLY KILL GOD HIMSELF AND THE PERSON'S WHOLE FAMILY.
DO.NOT.USE
Person#1: ur mum gay
Person#2: ur dad lesbian
Person#1: ur gramp a tramp
Person#2: ur family tree lgbt
Person#1:ur uncy funky Person#2: U know what!!!!?
Person#1: What?
Person#2: UR POPS HAS NO HOPS!!!
Person#1: *dies* *family dies* *God Himself dies*
A comical and incredibly fun combination of skipping, running, hopping and arm waving, where the hopsalaufing person's limbs and arms flail in all directions at once. Generally accompanied by a high pitched squeal of excitement. Derived from the German words: laufen (to run) and hopsen (to jump).
"Let's hopsalauf."
"Will you hopsalauf through town singing the Ghanaian national anthem with me?"
"I'm going to hopsalauf round the lounge."
"My friend just hosalaufed all the way to Bangladesh. What a Pagol."
"Hey, I tell you what, this hopsalaufing malarkey is damn awesome."