honker

A large fish

Dan just caught a MASSIVE honker at the lake yesterday!

by MTukansa August 29, 2018

Hecking Honker

Just a word used to insult/swear at someone. Used as a substitute for the word Fricking Franker. Mostly used in gaming as a way to express your anger to an annoying player. This word can also be used in a different context to show anger to an annoying trucker on the road. (Truckers don't take offense, please I'm just trying to show the two different contexts this word can take)

Gaming:

1. What a Hecking Honker, stop camping the base dude
2. Stop being a Hecking Honker dude, you always fucking use traps to kill me

Real-life:
1: Man, this Hecking Honker needs to learn how to drive and stop swerving around and beeping his horn
2: Can this Hecking Honker stop cutting in front of me when I'm in a rush to get to work

by owen is a hecking honker January 23, 2020

Honkertunity

When driving and the opportunity to honk at someone arises.

This a-hole almost backed in to me today and I totally used my honkertunity and scared the crap out of him.

by Superflypirate October 20, 2010

Hookers Dozen

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.

Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

by Hugh G Rexshun July 3, 2012

siamese hookers

A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.

Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?

by hippie1022 January 21, 2009

two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018

Honker

A relatively large fish.

Austin: "Caught any big ones when you went fishing yesterday?"
Ryan: "Totally, dude. I reeled in one of the biggest honkers I've ever seen."

by 69BoyPants August 31, 2018