Homeschool Winner

A character on Homestarrunner.com who only makes one appearence in the whole thing. He's in Bubs's Dancing video.

Hey kids, its the Homeschool Winner!Rock on!

by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

Homeschool-arms

Homeschool arms are indicate one : has no rhythm, has a stiff upper torso dancing and/literally has no idea what to do with their arms.

A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.

" Damn, girl. You see that booger on stage w/the homeschool-arms !? "

" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "

by Allusivehorse May 12, 2022

Homeschool attire

Boys wear cheap, Walmart jeans that are usually too short and are pulled up too high, with a plaid button-down shirt tucked into it. Socks are white crew socks, and shoes are cheap New Balance sneakers that often have grass stains on them. Usually consist of a short haircut and round glasses.

Girls wear plain skirts or dresses that drop down to the shins. Designed to not call attention to the body.

"Look at that homeschool group, they are wearing such homeschool attire!"

by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

Homeschool High

When a homeschooler says something about drama or is asked a question about something they said a thrid party can say "tonight... on homeschool high"

this takes much practice to master, much as a properly executed that's what she said

1st person: "so what grade are you in?"
homeschooler: "I'm a junior and a senior."
1st person: "how does that work?"
2nd person: "tonight... on homeschool high..."

by starofhomeschoolhigh November 5, 2009

Homeschool Winner

A character who was never made.

Nobody loves the Homeschool Winner. He doesn't share his ice cream with you.

by Yaanu August 29, 2003

Homeschool Prom

An event involving a homeschooler, his mother as a date, and his father as a DJ. Often the cause of homeschooling controversy as the vote for prom "king" typically appears rigged (the homeschooler always wins for both junior and senior prom). The lights are always kept on as well as room being left for the Holy Spirit during dancing. Tears are shed when the dad/DJ cuts in to dance with the mom/date, and the family pet is never deemed a sufficient alternative for slow songs. The homeschooler's virginity is usually lost because the night is ripe with sexual tensions, as the homeschooler will have had no prior encounters before the age of 18, and there is no one more qualified for the job than his friend and lover - his mother. She is always up to the task.

Riley: "Wow! You were prom king for two years in a row?!? You must have been pretty popular in high school!"

Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"

Riley: "That doesn't count."

by relize March 14, 2012

Homeschool Winner

An unused character on homestarrunner.com. He is Homestar Runner's brother. Only appeared in a deck of cards (which is no longer on the website) and a game called Dancin' Bubs. Rumor has it that he would have been a Homsar-like character, but Homsar replaced him.

Homeschool Winner would have been a way cooler character than Homsar.

by Anymir February 13, 2004