Homeless - adj., the act of doing something that makes one appear to not have a home. In this sense it is said at the time the action is committed (or later to reflect) for maximum effect.
"Hi Honey, how was work?"
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 5, 2009

A "Jimi Homeless" is a homeless musician who dresses like Jimi Hendrix and plays songs like "Purple Haze" or "Manic Depression" on the street for money. Can also apply to any homeless person who plays music on the street for money or to a musician who is not very good at playing music.
"He can't play guitar worth shit, he's just a Jimi Homeless."
"Hey look, is that the Jimi Homeless Experience?"
"Hey look, is that the Jimi Homeless Experience?"
by Apeshit Quarterly Magazine October 26, 2011

by Brenda Schaub May 3, 2020

by thundermen June 7, 2016

Homeless as fuck means to have no means. Where homless people say " damn, that dude looks homless as fuck. No cart, no bags, no 3 legged dog. Real homeless.
by Ivan barrister January 3, 2018

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.
Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020
