a west coast themed store that sells expensive clothing but, sometimes sexy clothing when girls wear it =). hollister jeans/pants in my opinion are very tight looking on hot girls and looks very good. some guys also shop here to, in fact yestarday i bought a 30 dollar polo shirt from them. even though they are expensive and kind of got the "gay" thing to them for guys, i still think they offer high quality clothing wheter otr not it's ripped. besides, i'd rater wear expensive clothing from hollister then a 2 dollar blank red tank top from wal-mart with a tag that says "XTREME ATHLETIXS". or a shirt from jcpenney's that say "ugh, my dog at my homework", or a shirt that says "hey dude, wanna play dis tubular video game i bought yesterday??". point of the fact is if you want the ladies do like you, BUY TRENDY CLOTHING!! who cares if the pants are all ripped up to shreds and they're only 250, chicks LOVE IT!! Hollister is a good store in my opinion that is very unique and delivers a good taste for teens/colleagues that want well.. trendiness.
gay evan: hey man, nadine gave me sum good head yesterday cuz all the chicks love my gayish acts.
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!
by Darren Hinke's best buddy August 10, 2006
Get the hollistermug. A store in which men buy female clothing. It is not "stylish"... it's ridiculous, and it's not "metro"... it's flat out gay.
When did it become acceptable for a guy to wear a pink shirt? Why would anyone buy a pair a baggy plaid shorts that resemble a kilt? Who in their right mind would buy pre-torn jeans? When did dark brown and pink become a tasteful color combination? It is enough to bring one to tears, seeing the cashier in a tight collared shirt with a popped collar and seagreen and lavender stripes. Is that what a man - of any social strata - should wear? Unless they are openly homosexual, the answer is no.
It should also be noted that Hollister prices are no higher than any other mall outlet store, including Abercrombie and Fitch, Pacific Sunwear, or Hot Topic... so you can't use the "you just can't afford it" arguement. Most people can afford it; you just have some bad taste.
When did it become acceptable for a guy to wear a pink shirt? Why would anyone buy a pair a baggy plaid shorts that resemble a kilt? Who in their right mind would buy pre-torn jeans? When did dark brown and pink become a tasteful color combination? It is enough to bring one to tears, seeing the cashier in a tight collared shirt with a popped collar and seagreen and lavender stripes. Is that what a man - of any social strata - should wear? Unless they are openly homosexual, the answer is no.
It should also be noted that Hollister prices are no higher than any other mall outlet store, including Abercrombie and Fitch, Pacific Sunwear, or Hot Topic... so you can't use the "you just can't afford it" arguement. Most people can afford it; you just have some bad taste.
Taylor bought a pink polo shirt and pants that looked like a kilt at Hollister to show off to chicks how secure he was with his masculinity, and was hit on by every guy at the bar that night.
by End Your Life July 14, 2006
Get the hollistermug. hollister is malarky in comparison to abercrombie and fitch , even though they are owned by the same company. People say that they shop at hollister is more reasonably priced than abercrombie, if price is that much of an issue go buy your clothes at a thrift shop
loser: hey is that polo from hollister
cool guy: no its from abercrombie unlike yours you loser
loser: but california is so much cooler then dumb old maine and its mooses
cool guy: dude, we live in connecticut
cool guy: no its from abercrombie unlike yours you loser
loser: but california is so much cooler then dumb old maine and its mooses
cool guy: dude, we live in connecticut
by Gunnar Franz Schramm August 24, 2006
Get the hollistermug. STUPID white prep store that is OWNED BY ABERCROMBIE!! They have stupid prep clothing for (mostly) girls.
Person A:"I'm cool becuase I wear hollister, even though i'm stupid and will never amount to anything in my life"
Person B:"Your gay, go away"
Person B:"Your gay, go away"
by loveshams July 25, 2008
Get the hollistermug. clothing store owned by abercrombie and fitch. it can be found in almost any mall across america. the store resembles a beach like theme. it is very dark and they play nice loud music. it is targeted for the 14-18 year olds.
the clothes are pretty much like the ones at abercrombie but they are less expensive. their clothes are more surfer themed. they are of really high quality. they also make you look trendy and preppy. the reason why the clothes are small isn't because they want too make wide people feel bad about themselves. it is because they are targeting for that group of people that like to be in good shape and be proud of their bodies by wearing their tight clothes. if you cant fit in their clothes don't just sit there crying and hating the ones that do fit on their clothes but make a plan to reduce weight so you can fit in their clothes. you dont need to be anorexic to fit in their clothes either. i have seen kind of fat girls looking good in their clothes.
also please if you do not know the difference in fabric quality of hollister and aeropostale do NOT compare the prices. hollister is more expensive obviously because it is of much HIGHER quality than aeropostale which is ugly and nasty. aero is just cheap and of low quality and it looks cheaper. their pre-ripped jeams will only last you a couple of months hollister pre-ripped jeans instead can last you for years.
the clothes are pretty much like the ones at abercrombie but they are less expensive. their clothes are more surfer themed. they are of really high quality. they also make you look trendy and preppy. the reason why the clothes are small isn't because they want too make wide people feel bad about themselves. it is because they are targeting for that group of people that like to be in good shape and be proud of their bodies by wearing their tight clothes. if you cant fit in their clothes don't just sit there crying and hating the ones that do fit on their clothes but make a plan to reduce weight so you can fit in their clothes. you dont need to be anorexic to fit in their clothes either. i have seen kind of fat girls looking good in their clothes.
also please if you do not know the difference in fabric quality of hollister and aeropostale do NOT compare the prices. hollister is more expensive obviously because it is of much HIGHER quality than aeropostale which is ugly and nasty. aero is just cheap and of low quality and it looks cheaper. their pre-ripped jeams will only last you a couple of months hollister pre-ripped jeans instead can last you for years.
emo fat girl 1- look at that anorexic slut wearing that nice hollister skirt
emo fat girl 2- i know and look its showing her butt what a slut i would never wear that
skinny hollister girl- yeah you would never wear this because you are too fat and nasty to fit in this clothes so all you can do is hate girlz like me that look hot in hollister clothes you looser emo hater
emo fat girl 1- i think she is right we should go to mcdonalds i got hungry with all this stress
emo fat girl 2- no don't be stupid if we ever want to fit in those clothes we should instead forget about mcdonalds and start by going to the gym some day we may fit in hollister
emo fat girl 1- yeah you are right lets get to the gym
emo fat girl 2- i know and look its showing her butt what a slut i would never wear that
skinny hollister girl- yeah you would never wear this because you are too fat and nasty to fit in this clothes so all you can do is hate girlz like me that look hot in hollister clothes you looser emo hater
emo fat girl 1- i think she is right we should go to mcdonalds i got hungry with all this stress
emo fat girl 2- no don't be stupid if we ever want to fit in those clothes we should instead forget about mcdonalds and start by going to the gym some day we may fit in hollister
emo fat girl 1- yeah you are right lets get to the gym
by mikey sanchez April 14, 2007
Get the hollistermug. by maddylovessarah March 14, 2008
Get the hollistermug. a dark, loud music playing store that has the same exact clothes as abercrombie excpet a small flying bird (i hear its a falcon) in the corner of the shirts instead of a moose. owned by the same company as abercrombie and fitch and used to have slighly less expensive prices but now the prices are the same, i actually got the same shirt cheaper at abercrombie.
by yo dad April 13, 2007
Get the hollistermug.