Yacolt Hoedown Baddie

Country girls in Yacolt, Washington who are hard to get but will date a guy every two weeks. These baddies spend their free time doing redneck shit such as lighting shit on fire, playing in the woods, and partying with their group of friends called "girl friends." They have a wild side but do not show it publicly sometimes including to their family as they consist of a dad or an uncle who are usually an alcoholic. At least one of their relatives is a meth, crack, or other form of a drug addict. When they aren't attending church with their grandma, hanging out with their friends talking white trailer park shit, or horseback riding, you can find them listening to music. They may say that they like classical rock but will probably only listen to Nirvana, Journey, or Bon Jovi. Even though they are country they do not usually like country music as often as rock although in some cases it's inherited in their family culture. This culture will consist of a Texan pride, tough country boy/girl personality who are Trump supporters and big time people with a "you trespass on my property, you get shot" mentality. You will find their dad bragging about owning a tough mud wheeling Toyota Tundra truck but it will turn out to be a 2008 model version. These people also usually come from mid-middle class or impoverished families who live trailer park or farming communities/properties

"BRO YOU GOT A GIRL FROM YACOLT?!"

"Yeah, why?"

"Bro, you best be careful before she turns into a wild yacolt hoedown baddie. Good luck."

by Tragiczebra9 May 18, 2023

LAN hoedown

See LAN hootenanny.
Can be used as an arguement against the term LAN hootenanny.

Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: LAN hootenanny

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: hootenanny

etc.

by Btone June 22, 2005

Hoedown

Everyone's Favorite Game!

Drew Carey: Its time for everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!!

by Ryan Mochrie August 25, 2013

Hoedown Throwdown

When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.

And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.

I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown

by Spockling September 22, 2010

Hoedown

White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot

White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.

by classygentleman7 August 29, 2012

hoedown

Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.

"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."

by punkoffgirl December 28, 2005

hangdown hoedown

See Definition for pants-off dance-off

While at my cousin's house, we found ourselves naked. Then the music started. So we had ourselves a hangdown hoedown.

by captain fartpants July 10, 2016