frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

Hoagie Titties

A girls boobs that look good in a bra but when removed look like 2 daily specials from Subway.

Man that girl was bangin but im not into 12 inch hoagie titties.

by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006

hoagie shack

When a guy slides his cock and parks it in the space between a woman's tits. (ie: titty fucking)

Since she is a virgin, the farthest I have gotten with her is a hoagie shack.

by The Sex Godess October 2, 2007

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

hoagie crusher

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

by KFED April 30, 2006

Hoagie Fucker

One who engages in sexual relations with a sub or sandwich.

Jon: Did you hear about that kid Logan, he masturbated using a hoagie.

Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.

by TProds July 7, 2010

pulling a hoagie

Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.

Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.

Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!

by Blitzmus February 21, 2015