HMU

Hump My Umbrella

Hey dude, HMU!

by omaigawd June 1, 2011

HMU

hot musty underarms

Angelina Jolie sometimes looks like she's been sucking hmu all day.

really someone give her some chapstick

by litlblueskittlz November 21, 2010

HMU

Here's My Uterus

Those shorts are so short, they're like HMU!!!

by TastyT July 21, 2011

Hmu

"Hit me up"

"Hey wanna chill sometime"
"Yeah hmu whenever "

by Kikixoz April 1, 2016

HMU

Hit Me Up: or send me messages so that I can ignore them.

HMU so I feel wanted but not talk to you.

by H3LLSPAWN March 30, 2019

HMU

Hair Make Up

We don't need a wardrobe stylist, the HMU department can handle it.

by Director Saab April 11, 2019

HMU

Hit me up

HMU if you want to chill.

by Tryingtogiveagooddefination15 May 6, 2018