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College know-it-all Hippies

Can be thought of as just extremely liberal college students, where there are shrooms, acid, lots of pot, "hippy"-clothes, classic rock, etc., involved. Can be hardcore, but not nearly as hardcore as the hippies of yesterday. While real hippies have a totally different kind of lifestyle than the average American, College Know-It-All Hippies are just college students who usually come from upper middle-class families where their parents pay for them to go to school, which goes against what actually makes a real-life hippy.

Free speech applies to them and them only--not those dirty, filthy conservatives. They tend to talk about moving outside of the United States, because life in America has treated them oh so terribly (even with Freedom of Speech/Freedom of Expression, which is what these new hippies are based on). They pick out the government's flaws, and they tend to know very little about how money, government, other types of authority work, and then they have the "fuck government/all corperations" mentality based on those little pieces of "knowledge." Many CKIAH tend to think that freedom of expression and freedom of speech mean "I can do whatever I want, and if you complain, you're just a normal person, and being normal is a very bad thing." Many of them actually believe in movies like Loose Change, or any other 9/11-was-a-government-conspiracy BS. Last, they tend to read a lot of books where they say they get their fascinating knowledge, when really, they only read them because the books agree with them--I mean hey, they're know-it-alls.
Tripping CKIAH: "Look man, 9/11 was a government conspiracy! They flew planes into their own World Trade Center, and then the United States tried to destroy their own military! Then they KILLED soldiers by going to war! See what I mean man? Bush is evil!"

Normal kid: "Don't listen to them, they're college know-it-all hippies."
by werty8u90p-o987t6rertiop May 23, 2007
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2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.
Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.
by Aitch73 June 3, 2018
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subaru hippies

Anyone who drives an all terrain style Subaru and has leftist political leanings. Can usually be found in mountain towns acting like professional backpackers while they preach about the freedom of the outdoors and bitch about the politics of those who believe that freedom means not being controlled by the government. Subaru hippies usually think that they should be the only ones that should be allowed to access open spaces, not anyone with trucks,motorcycles, ATV's, or firearms of any type.
This town gets overrun with Subaru hippies on holiday weekends.
by gashog January 5, 2015
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damn hippies....

A put down of anyone who qualifies as a hippie. A hippie Being a damn anti-war, peace love and groovy times, get-high-off-low-end-LSD, so called "freedom fighter" from the worst era in american historty, the 60s and 70s. Can be spotted by his/her large peace sign necklace and tie die shirts and will probably be bare foot.
Farmer: I had to get my shot gun to drive off those damn hippies....

Angry Soldier: Stop protesting or i'll bust a cap in all yo asses you damn hippies!!!!!!
by Ethan (a.k.a. the garlic) July 17, 2006
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Filthy Hippies

What Eric Cartman likes to kill in South Park. Cartman was successful in killing the hippies in the South Parkepisode "Die Hippie, Die!" (with a Giant Drill)

Male Hippies are almost always barefooted and spout out gibberish about taking down Corporations while getting Intoxicated on Weed.(THE DEVIL'S CHIN HAIR!) They love to eat Brownies and will only drink "Fruitopia" Brand soft drinks.

Female Hippies burn their Bras (their A-Cup Bras) and prance around in Tiki Hawaiian-like dresses, while wearing beads and doing a strange intoxicated Arm dance, which can only be described as "Walking like an Egyptian", I guess?
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by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
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black hippies

(noun)
Term to describe the new generation of artists who possess skills of a true emcee- a conscious hip hop lyricist with an original delivery of songs with a message.
(Predecessors/Influences: Tupac Shakur, Nasir Jones, Lupe Fiasco, etc.)
1. "Dem black hippies got SICK beats!! And songs not just about pu**y/ni**az... SHEESH!! Am I right guys?!"
2. Artists include: Ab-Soul, Big KRIT, Kendrick Lamar, etc
3. The exact OPPOSITE of sell-out, brain-dead, plagiarizing 'artists' (e.g. Drake, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, etc.)
by jedi_freshie March 6, 2015
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zombie hippies

super-sketchy lot-kids who are dirty as hell and will try to bum your cigarettes and drugs because they don't have any money since they spent it on supplies to make shitty lighter cases (which they sell for $10). they have no intention other than getting fucked up on everyone else's drugs, but somehow still manage to get into the show/festival...
and just when you think you've lost them, they show up outside your hotel room, begging you to let them in because they know you're smoking mad weed.
"dude, did you hear that?"
*peers through peep-hole of the hotel room door*
"holy shit! zombie hippies! be quiet and turn off the lights!"
by mirandawho March 29, 2010
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