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HILF

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021
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by Horsekinks August 20, 2021
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hilf

homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
by john overscore December 31, 2023
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Damn I would fuck a Hilf so bad.
by That one redneck in band November 15, 2023
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Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.
"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"
by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022
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Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.
hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!
by babytoof June 5, 2021
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in engineering, "highway I'd like to fabricate"

- Real Civil Engineer, YouTube
"The Spaghetti Junction in Birmingham, United Kingdom is definitely a HILF."
by rew4dfuh3hjiu4dr3indre May 25, 2025
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