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the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc
timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*
hilf by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021
My husband is a hilf.
HILF by BakaGoddess November 2, 2021
Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.
"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"
HILF by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022
H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck
Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf
Hilf by BaDhotdog July 9, 2022
homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
hilf by john overscore December 31, 2023