The Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where the chicken's head used to be.
"Fred and Daphney were definitly doing it last night. I saw Fred and a pair of legs run by the window so i'm guessing it was the headless chicken, that shit's awesome."
by Gnitz456 January 20, 2009
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A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.
Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that
Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!
Example two:
Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!
Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.
Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that
Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!
Example two:
Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!
Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009
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Get the hedley mug.1. Derogatory term used by Princess Leia in order to demean Han Solo, thus hiding her true emotions.
2. A pretty cool band that heard a pretty cool phrase in The Empire Strikes Back and embraced it as their own.
3. Probably a Kevin Smith reference somewhere in the movie universe.
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3. Probably a Kevin Smith reference somewhere in the movie universe.
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Get the nerf herder mug.A cop who is totally insane and hell-bent on arresting teens for drinking and breaking up parties, most likely because of a lack of exposure to vagina and real police work. If there was a party nearby, Herder's will often hide in bushes awaiting their prey, then ambush any teen with a backpack or open beer, yelling some nonsense police code or "OH SHIT! ITS THE COPS!".
Guy 1: What happened to you guy's last night?
Guy 2: Fuckin cops busted the party so we were gonna take the trail but i guess Herder was campin out waiting for us so we got a fine and Matt got taken to the tank.
Guy 2: Fuckin cops busted the party so we were gonna take the trail but i guess Herder was campin out waiting for us so we got a fine and Matt got taken to the tank.
by Mavis Dorton January 19, 2010
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Get the cunt herder mug.A lower class outdoorsman who spends his days safeguarding the nerfs on various planets across the universe.
They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.
They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.
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