Hazing

A myth made up by low-ranking men and women in the armed forces not to be confused with unicorns or the boogy-man.

Hazing

"Corporal, where you hazing Johnson this morning."

"No Gunny, hes' lying."
"Figured. Carry on.".

by Sarjukhe June 19, 2010

Haze

Usually a sweet, charming, handsome, caring, very athletic guy. The only downfall to haze is the abnormally small size of his penis. Otherwise haze is an ideal male specimen.

That guy over there must be a haze, I can't even see his bulge!

by LH3V1 March 21, 2017

Hazing

To Still be a little bit hazy from smoking weed. Not 100% sober.

"Are you High?"
"Naw dude, just hazing a bit"

by Straight up G June 16, 2008

HaZE

Marijuana or purple haze.

"I got some haze 2 blaze"

by Tragik November 26, 2003

Haze

Crazy, insane

I can't deal with these haze bitches, they be tripping for no reason.

by Luxuriouz November 7, 2014

hazing

The act of male manual autoerotic behavior, i.e. beating off.

I was hazing myself to a picture of Eva Longoria naked.

by Robert Bohn June 1, 2006

Haze

A guy who shouldn’t have tested Nicole the amazing charming wonderful lady.
He usually doesn’t understand that THEY CAN’T play Mario cart. (Dry bones is better) He also can’t ball but that’s okay. But don’t test him in swimming he can doggy paddle (lightning speed) so beware. Now in conclusion he did his to himself and Yoshi isn’t the G.O.A.T and needs to close that mouth. GOOD DAY.

Wow, HAZE can’t ball for the love of him.

“Dang Nicole is just to good for me.” HAZE said.

by gDiZZl3 May 9, 2018