hate crush

Someone so irritating that they are constantly on your mind in the way that a crush would be. They might even turn up in the odd fantasy.

Sarah Jessica Parker bugs me so much it's almost hot -- she might be my hate crush.

by Quentin Grey April 29, 2009

They hate us cause they anus

From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.

by Chris C December 25, 2014

Hasteens

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA

What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?

by JFritz January 3, 2008

hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site

"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012

pretty hate machine

The greatest industrial album ever! From the start to the end. Perfection.

Listening to pretty hate machine is an experience.

by warmplace34 February 19, 2008

I hate school

The thing that literally every kid in the world thinks in their heads.

Man I hate school. Fuck everybody there. Especially the teachers.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

they hate each other

Phrase used to refer to women's general hatred of each other. Used to shoot down the bullshit "sisterhood" myth.

Guy 1: These two bitches at my job are totally trying to backstab each other.
Guy 2: I know, they hate each other!

by Supreme Sexist April 22, 2005