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No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by Thycid March 20, 2005
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In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by nombre falso February 23, 2010
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An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.
"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."
by Flealine March 26, 2009
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Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."
by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024
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