L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Hardware Store Hot Dog

Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall

Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now

Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.

by BritBrit303 August 7, 2012

You make my software into hardware

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

by BationMaster June 21, 2012

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

by Ace_is_the_place September 9, 2020

Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Hardware Ban

Bans an Entire Device from Having Access Usually by Blocking the Specific Components such as the MAC Address, CPU ID, Hard Drive Serial Number, etc.

Hardware Bans are Used to Target Specific People who are Constantly Breaking Rules and Evading Account Bans, Rather than just Banning the Entire IP Address.

"Why is Dennis Not Getting On?" -Person 1

"Didnt You Hear? Activision Hardware Banned his Dumbass. XD" -Person 2

"Damn. Well R.I.P." -Person 1

by LexionPlayz July 25, 2024