Hard Titty Syndrome

When your nipples are hard even when you are hot or cold

Zoe was diagnosed with Hard Titty Syndrome last night.

by Catluver696969 October 20, 2016

Hard to the Hole

Aggressively pursuing someone you find attractive.

So how did your date go? Did you put on the full court press? Yea, I went hard to the hole.

by G Ward July 31, 2005

Hard-Two-Dozen

The greatest county vacation package ever as this twenty-four-month free stay will have you wishing you had gone to the federal fudge packing pen. (FPP) A Domestic battery or assault with intent could buy you this package or any assortment of violent activities including but not limited to mugging and deadly weapons charges. Yes, we pulled out all the stops and made sure the entertainment would be brutal for those looking for a great time. Again this advertisement was paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Leprechaun spirit travel agency. Terms and conditions apply and it is not void anywhere on earth.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice

Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

Die Hard Try hard

A wannabe or try hard that makes it so important to get a look or style that it is all they think about, and they try so hard to fit what they want to be that you can blates tell they are trying.

1. You could tell she was a try hard when she got coontails like kiki kannibal, but when she also copied dakota's leopald pattern there was nothing left to call her but a die hard try hard.

Ash: I'm hardcore
Me: You're hardcore alright.. try-hardcore

by ieatemosforbreakfast August 17, 2008

Giving you a hard time

Giving someone shit; also a double entendre

Dude 1: Man, this chick was giving me so much shit last night...
Dude 2: One could say she was giving you a hard time. ;)

by The Cherry-Popper February 23, 2011

rock hard throbber

when you get such an un believable boner, and the veins are all pokin out and sheit, and just the slightest touch, would make you blow your gonad grease

listen,hee,playa, last night, i got ashley back to the crib, and we was all grindin N shit,adn let me tell you, i had one rock hard throbber,mang.. then she sat on my face and i skeeted in her yapper, and she loved that shit,son.. swallowed every drop, that hoe.

by nuttbusta May 17, 2009

A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger

A special burger with manchego cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018