Hard on piss distance 

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

Hard on piss distance by Snailboy April 22, 2010

Hard on theory 

According to hard on theory men were the first to wear clothes.
In prehistoric times the headman would see a guy and think" that guy's got a hard on. He must be thinking about fucking my woman. I will kill him!".
So one day a guy got to thinkink" A lot of guys have been killed for thinking about fucking the headman's woman. How can a stop that from happening to me? I know I will cover up my pecker with animal skin and that way he can't tell when i'm thinking about fucking his woman. I will call it clothes".

Did you know that hard on theory says men were the first to wear clothes?

Hard on theory by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

Hard-On Pardon 

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

Hard-On Pardon by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

hard on the street 

A game played usually within a cities or town and most time at night (but can be at day.) As you walk from A to B try not to get aroused, but if you do you must be punished by having to find somewhere where near no people and masturbate.

My life is so sad, When walking back from the Pub at one in morning and decided to play hard on the street.

hard on the street by urban hard April 30, 2016

Hard on theroy...

Hard on theroy...

You know how to keep a good hard on.
Don't fuck with it!
Another way of staying if it is working leave it alone.

(Person one) Those Christians light are beautiful, but I'm not sure if the plugs are going to last all season. I'm going to change some of them. (Person two) Hard on theroy... (person one) what? (Person two) You do know how to keep a good hard on! (Person one) no (person two) Don't fuck with it!

Hard on theroy... by Matt the mechanic August 23, 2022

hard on god 

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

hard on god by CheersBruh January 16, 2023

hard on a sleeve 

When one ejaculates on a females shoulder or sleeve area of a tshirt.

Friend 1: Did you bang that girl last night?

Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.

Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!

Friend 2: No response.

hard on a sleeve by ThatsTight42069 August 19, 2024