An erect penis
Tied naked to the bed, the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on the captive, Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his gargantuan hard-on.
by barefeet98 November 18, 2008
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Used to describe the erection of a penis. Often acompanies "as hell". In most cases, describes the after-effect of a sexy woman or something nice.
Cot damn that Vida Guerra Poster be gettin me hard as FUCK!
Or
U got that Purple Haze yet?
Hell yea nigga it got me hard.
Or
U got that Purple Haze yet?
Hell yea nigga it got me hard.
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(alternate spelling of hardon)
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.
Ever since I got Jim fired, he's had a real hard-on for me.
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?
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