hangers

Large, pendulous breasts that sag noticeably.

Sally is voluptous and has some nice-looking hangers on her chest.

Your grandmother has big, floppy hangers. She must obtain a more supportive brassiere.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.

Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.

by T.J. Dubz March 3, 2008

bacon hangers

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.

My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.

by (the) James November 10, 2007

low hangers

refers to a man's balls that hang low from his body

I love to put his low hangers into my mouth and lick each one with my wet warm tongue

by Jerry and Seanster August 5, 2003

hanger-downers

Sexy bits, such as a woman's pussy lips that tend to dangle.

"Shazam! Look at those yummy hanger downers!" or...
"Fuck girl! Cover them scrotum-looking hanger-downers!"

by Scrabbleddie August 6, 2007

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

Net hanger

Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.

" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."

by ToeKneeRi October 19, 2011