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Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
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Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
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Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
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canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017
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handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion
Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night
by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024
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Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
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Handlebars

Holding on to a mans shoulders during sex, so you don’t off. Kind of like a jungle gym
He has some MASSIVE handlebars
by Anonymousbitch125 April 13, 2020
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