Halfdyk

A person who only has a partial male genitalia.

Chris has a halfdyk.

by Ctownpimp December 13, 2005

Halfsy Holesy

Describes an individual (typically a homosexual male) who sexually prefers both top and bottom, depending on the situation.

"Is John a top or a bottom?"

"Neither. He's a halfsy holesy".

by Hello...kitty October 28, 2008

Halftrack Slip

A crazy funky dance created by Amos Halftrack. Was first done on April 10, 2011. In order to prepare for this dance, punch or some other liquid must be spilled on the ground so as to make the other person slip in it. Thus creating the image of dancing although it is not. It often ends with the person slamming down onto their bottom with a loud WHOMP sound.

Papa Amos: Hey, wanna dance? There's 'Why Don't We Just Dance' is playing.

Marty: Well, of course. We're gonna have to do the Halftrack Slip here. I'll go get that punch bowl and dump it on the ground. (she takes the punch bowl and pours it on the floor)

Papa Amos: Well, here goes nothing. (He slips and crashes into Sergeant Snorkel who starts laughing at him)

Orville: What is this? This dance looks fun!

Papa Amos: Its the Halftrack Slip. Its the latest craze here at Camp Swampy. Why don't you try it? (he hands Sgt. Snorkel a cup of punch which Sgt. Snorkel pours on the floor)

Stainy: Sweet heavenly angels! This dance is going to slip us all the way back to heaven!

Marty: You're right! We'll be slipping our way through this old swamp until we called up to the Pearly Gates. (she starts rotfl)

Papa Amos: This is more than the Halftrack Slip. Its also the Camp Swampy Stomp!

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

halftard

Idiot, moron, douchebag, loser

My boss is a halftard

by expunculator May 28, 2011

halfy halfy

the offspring of a halfy and a thoroughbred.

A chick with a black parent and a white parent has sex with a white dude, and the child is a halfy halfy.

by DudeCJ December 11, 2007

halfy

when the naval is half inny and half outy.

1.do u like and inny or an outty?
2.i like an inny or a halfy, half inny half outty, those are hot!

by kelly arbs April 27, 2007

Halfy Crush

The person who someone who doesn't like anyone, kinda likes.
EG. Kate doesn't really have a crush on anyone, but if she had to like someone, she would like Jason - Jason is her Halfy Crush.

"Who do you have a crush on?"
"No one"
"Then who is your Halfy Crush?"
"Jason"

by halfycrushed April 13, 2009