An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
by Hakuna'd Tatas March 1, 2014
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No worries for the rest of your days...bitches

Used to bring your self up and further push some one down used to address a losing group mostly
by BombaGoBackToTheVillage March 6, 2009
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Something you say when you're trying to be sexy.
Simba: "Why are you looking at me like that...?"
Nala: "I want you to hakuna ma tatas!"
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It means "no worries". For little kids in the Lion King movie. But it really means...

BEING GAY!!! (or Gay Sex)

Like Pumbaa and Timon in The Lion King...
Bob: Hey John, wanna do some Hakuna Matata?

John: Fuck no i aint gay
by q w e r t y March 5, 2008
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That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.
The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.
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Sarcastic response to an annoyingly positive person or situation.

Or

With the addition of "to you to" at the end it becomes a smart ass'd response to a miserable or negative person or situation.
by Creativecaveman November 3, 2020
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