Hairball 

Toxic person who claims to love Harry Styles but doesn’t know how to treat people with kindness.
Sends death threats, isn't really smart, isn’t even aware that their fav loves dick and who thinks that maybe if they put up that provocative sign at his show Harry will fuck them backstage.

"Larry is not real, get help, get a job"
"Ugh you're such a hairball"

Hairball by Kmmwkindness September 26, 2022

electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.

After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).

electronic hairball by Arcturan October 14, 2011

Houston Hairball 

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

Houston Hairball by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025