Da Hiv

A shortened, stupider way of saying "H.I.V"

"Yo, those bitches fuck so much, dey go da hiv"

by Slashed August 13, 2003

Da Hiv

a much funnier way of referring to H.I.V.

watch out ladies...he's got the hiv for sure

by that k-town thug September 09, 2004

HIV Lane

The anus of a man infected with HIV.

He rode the HIV Lane on the Hershey Highway all night long and then died five years later.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

HIV water

The water that comes out of Tyla's tap

p1- Whats in my water

p2- HIV water

by x407b.de May 18, 2022

Head HIV

(Pronounced like hive minus the E not like the disease) Head HIV is when nigligence goes uncheck for a period of time metastasizing into an uncurable mental and social condition known as the Head HIV. Symptoms include: Suffering from irrational nigligence, irritability, blatant stupidity, and in serve cases a change in sexuality.

We had suspected Reiner was suffering from nigligence then he shot me with a pellet riffle. At this point it was confirmed it was too late to do anything and Head HIV had developed.

by Dead Menace August 08, 2009

HIV Positive

This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.

"Hey Tommy whats going on?"

"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"

"Tommy.. Are you positive??"

"Yeah!"

"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"

"Yeah!"

"Damn!"

by CHALK111111 June 23, 2013

HIV NIGGA

Something you would say if you told someone of African American decent that you have contracted the H.I.V. disease.

Yo Jamal, I just got HIV NIGGA!

by JonCrock June 29, 2006