by motpasm23 March 31, 2009
The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
by Stinkfingers October 11, 2010
by ajayer January 20, 2013
Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
by John is badder than me. October 6, 2014
1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"
vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"
vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
by piss in ya sausage house May 25, 2003
gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something
a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something
a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
by e312 January 24, 2007