Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.

by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022

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Gurk

To dominate an enemy team with a company of gurka units

Damn my right flank is getting gurked

by Afraking July 29, 2025

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Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

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Gurking

Term installed by king Theo remplacing glazing or meat riding for the new year

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

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Gurk görk (noun)
Describes a person (usually female) of romantic or strong platonic interest who dresses and/or accessorises well, plus points if they're the shine of your day. Often accompanied by 'yaaas' or 'slaaay'

Suh-LAAAYYY, GURK

by Soonblur October 9, 2018

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