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Escape from Guantanamo Bay

A sexual position involving 3 parties, one of East Indian decent, one of East Asian decent, and preferably a female.
Last night I was with Raj and Amy, we totally did the Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
by _accurate October 17, 2019
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Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee
My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!
by staplegun998 February 12, 2021
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Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.
"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.
by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021
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Guantanamo Bay

When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face
We were 69ing and she Guantanamo bayed me.
by MrLowg June 8, 2022
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Guantanamo Bae

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.
Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."
by Shinryudo June 16, 2022
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Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.
Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.
by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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