When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
by Wang Bendanez September 04, 2020
When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face
by MrLowg June 08, 2022
Dude I got a Guantanamo Bay from Kelly last night!
Was it torture?
Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.
Was it torture?
Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.
by Hairtietime September 13, 2020
A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information
Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"
Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
by Lobotomy gaming February 25, 2025
When someone is drowning in a sexual or torturous manner from the milk of a lactating female. Like being water boarded with human milk.
"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"
by Calicrow269 November 28, 2023
This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
by Mr. FuckYeah March 24, 2024
Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...
by GuantanamoBae January 01, 2017