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Guantanamo Cheeseboard

When someone is drowning in a sexual or torturous manner from the milk of a lactating female. Like being water boarded with human milk.
"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"
by Calicrow269 November 28, 2023
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Guantanamo Bay Shot

This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.

Steps to achieve enlightenment:

1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin

Not for the faint of heart.
Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!
by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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Guantanamo reach around

A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information
Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"

Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
by Lobotomy gaming February 24, 2025
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The Guantanamo

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."
I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.
by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!
by Dude of Life August 10, 2008
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The Guantánamo Bay

upon climax you use your rag to cover their face and pour a cup of water over their face water boarding your partner while singing the national anthem or interrogating them about their involvement in 9/11 or other acts of terrorism.
Yo chad last week I totally used The Guantánamo bay on this girl.
by Bonesawww23 March 6, 2023
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