This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
Get the The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attackmug. I guantamoed that ass and almost died.
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
Get the Guantanamo Ass Eatingmug. Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!
by Wizodin April 12, 2020
Get the Guantanamomug. This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024
Get the Guantanamo Bay Shotmug. A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.
Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."
Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."
Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."
by Shinryudo June 16, 2022
Get the Guantanamo Baemug. A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information
Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"
Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
by Lobotomy gaming February 24, 2025
Get the Guantanamo reach aroundmug. A very risky sex act that also serves as a viable alternative to figuring out your girl's Facebook password. To complete the Guantanamo, the man must receive oral sex from the woman, upon reaching orgasm he will pull the woman's shirt over her face, and waterboard her with his potential children.
My tinderdate needed therapy after I pulled a Guantanamo on her last night.
I heard Bob got Susan to admit to cheating on him by performing an expert "Guantanamo" on her in the Arbys bathroom.
The Guantanamo is a great way to break in a new love interest.
I heard Bob got Susan to admit to cheating on him by performing an expert "Guantanamo" on her in the Arbys bathroom.
The Guantanamo is a great way to break in a new love interest.
by NoMeansYesYesMeansAnal June 16, 2020
Get the The Guantanamomug.