Grog

Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.

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Grog is a fucktard for being such a stupid boyfriend.

by Wilbert October 4, 2004

fond of the grog

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.

The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!

by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017

Soggs Grog

My mates awesome homebrew piss..

Damn bra, was so shit faced last night on Soggs grog, I have no idea how the fark I got home!!

by Mick Fodge June 13, 2018

Grog Dog

An opportunistic female who lingers around bars flirting and preying on unsuspecting men with the specific and sole intent of scoring free alcohol. They can either operate in packs or as lone wolves.

If we're hoping to pick up, we should stay away from that bar. It's full of grog dogs.

by elz dot com January 10, 2015

grog bog

A steaming turd produced by a hard night on the cans and curry or kebabs. Grog bogs occur the day after any given night where alcohol has been consumed to excessive levels. It is a foul, black, hot, sticky and large poo or series of poo's that are an essential part of the body's detox process

"hey mate, i let fly a couple of grog bogs at work this morning, man they were violent, i'm glad i got all that seedy $7 oxford street curry and those 23 schooners out of my system, im as right as rain now"

by storkman January 17, 2008

Gamer's Grog

A festive holiday beverage made of milk, beer, and a scoop of pewdiepie flavoured G-fuel

"Was off the Gamer's Grog, had a gamoose"

by Gaming Master 123 December 7, 2021

Grog The Trog

An old wiseman from a small town in Nevada. He is rarely seen by anyone but you can find his name under railroad bridges from time to time.

Bondo: Hey Son check this out Grog The Trog has been here. He carved his name under this bridge.

Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.

by Spoonyt69 March 4, 2022