Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.

"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024

Green is my tea

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!

Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!

Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

Green Tea

In China, Vietnam is referred to as a girl who hangs out with other people's boyfriends as "friends" and is the third person, girls who appear pure, innocent but actually she is very cunning and calculating, loves to joke around and is always interested in someone who has girlfriend. They have the characteristics of "pick me girl" but worse and always act like the victim when you get jealous when they flirt with your boyfriend then because of that innocence the sins are often overlooked by the boyfriend pour on you because you was “overreacting”

'I dont know why she hates me so much, I just want to hanging out with you...If i'm annoying her that much it's all my fault.'
'Look what you done!? you need to sorry her, don't cry it's not your fault'
'WTF you really believe that little green tea?!?'

by Soup222 February 16, 2022