Gravy Train Wreck

When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....

Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".

by Footguy75 August 8, 2020

gubment gravy train

When people have paychecks coming from the federal government and are biased towards passing laws that benefit themselves and their families they are riding the gubment gravy train.

When massive numbers of people living in DC have their best interest in passing laws for themselves while forgetting about the rest of the nation. They would be riding the gubment gravy train.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Illinois Gravy Train

A three way involving a Hermaphrodite, and two men (One man wears a strap-on). The Hermaphrodite gets on all fours, while the guy with the strap-on has sex with her doggy style. He penetrates both the hermaphrodites holes using his penis and the strap-on while at the same time giving the hermaphrodite a reach around. The last guy engages in anal sex with the strap-on guy completing the train. The train cannot be broken until all members have ejaculated (thus providing the gravy).

I was at a party the other day, and I walked in on your brother in an Illinois Gravy Train.

by The Tickeler February 9, 2013

Mexican Gravy Train

When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,

then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.

"I would love to give that girl a Mexican Gravy Train, right after taco Tuesday"

by Sundog_ January 5, 2014

Gravy Train

Where someone leaves a trail of shit from their sexual partners pubic are up to their chin.

'The bitch turned into the track for my Gravy Train'

by anonymousshetupiknowitsbeingus January 5, 2009

Gravy Train

When one squats over their partner's chest and releases diarrhea while waddling down to his/her genitals. A derivitave of the Cleaveland Steamer and occasionally accidently a product of an attempt at so.

The Gravy Train is often induced with laxatives.

"What happened with that girl you took home last night?"
"She wanted to get freaky, so we decided I'd lay a Cleaveland Steamer on her chest, but I'd had some bad food beforehand, and it turned into a Gravy Train"

by DrAndy September 17, 2007

captain of the gravy train

Homsar.

Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train!

by The Wraith October 5, 2003