goose

V. To have Sex, To Fuck

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"

by goosing May 25, 2007

goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 4, 2004

goose

goose refers 2 anyone who is hott and/or sexy! the longer u prolong the word the more hott and/or sexy the person is, e.g. a goooooooooooooooooooooooooose is hotter than a goooooooooose.
Goosey can also b used if u say ''sumone is goosey''

wow Cee is such a goose!shes so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosey!
Cee is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006

goose

To ram a bird in the flange or mouth

"Ah mate I would proper goose her right in the face"

by [e-mail] July 25, 2004

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

You, is a goose.

by akiralives July 30, 2006