A Goonie is a person who is a midget with four legs, 6 arms, sticky out ears, and has a thumb sucking problem.
That kid is a Goonie.
by Truemeaningbokchoy November 7, 2019
Get the Gooniemug. A group of homosexual children too young and naive to understand their feelings towards each other. Always getting into trouble or each others asses they roam the neighbourhood or underground caverns of your town whilst being stalked buy a deformed paedophile who can literally pull all your clothes off with the one tooth in his slobbering misshapen mouth.
by Squaids187 July 9, 2010
Get the The Gooniesmug. The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.
by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010
Get the Gooniesmug. one of the worst, most annoying movies that for some reason everyone loves. i simply dont undesrtand it
laura: like OMG im so watching the goonies tonite, best movie ever
me: u need to find out what actually qualifies a good movie.
me: u need to find out what actually qualifies a good movie.
by scruffins May 13, 2007
Get the the gooniesmug. girl: "im sooo bored i wanna get drunk but im almost broke!"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"
by dzmnumber7 April 10, 2010
Get the gooniesmug. A loser type person who usually sells FILA's on the side of the street for cheap....(usually 2 for $80).......Goonie's usually originate from the President/Founder of the goonies who's name is Mustafa
by G-Status June 21, 2007
Get the gooniemug. A goon, someone who is gay and doesn't know what he/she is talking about; Looks like sloth off of the goonie.s
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
Get the gooniemug.