goonvana

a state of maximum goon maxxing

mr b i’ve gooned so much i can goon with no hands goonvana

by ilovetomunt March 1, 2024

Goonvana

A nirvana state of mind where if you goon so much, you achieve Goonvana

Mr B: I will have you put in handcuffs, Brayden.
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!

by Osakinator February 17, 2024

goonvana

Goonvana is a location only achieved by gooning as hard as possible. Once you are finished gooning you will see goonvana.

I gooned so hard I achieved goonvana

by Goonmaster47 March 28, 2024

Goonvana

When you goon so much that you enter a different plane of existence that is filled with nothing but sexual desire and sexual deviency

“I was gooning so much lately I got pushed into Goonvana”, said Braylon.

by KittyPunisherYT7 February 22, 2024

goonvana

Reaching an ethereal state of gooning to the point where you cum on your own

“I’ve reached complete goonvana”
“Dawg what the fuck”

by Absni-Aust February 17, 2024

Goonvana

Goonvana(Goon-vaughn-ah) is the belief that Gooning will bring you tranquility and harmony. Goonvana was founded in the year 600 BCE by the great Goonmaster himself. Goonvana is not only a state of mind but it's a lifestyle; it may also be seen as a place for all your wildest hallucinations to come true such as hentai, zoophilia, Feet fetishes Necrophilia, Inflatophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, and much more following Goonvana means you have committed to goon for at least eight hours a day. The process is very difficult and grueling at the start but after nineteen years you reach a sense of true enlightenment and inner peace. This feeling is known as Principal Goonvana. When on the journey of reaching the highest state of Goonvana the follower must travel from their homeland on foot to Siberia wearing nothing but a G String. The follower will find the highest mountain top where he will remove the undergarment and even though the unbearable cold is fighting their erect penis they must push through. If they do, the acolyte will finally gain the abilities of Principal Goonvana and become even closer to the great Goonmaster.

Mr Belding went to the top of Korona Altaya in Siberia and became a true Goonvana master.

by 00EROS March 8, 2024

goonvana

"Goonvana" - A state of blissful chaos achieved when gooning to the point of break

Bro I just reached goonvana for the first time.

by Dr. GiggleTouch April 16, 2024