Gonzo

The act of putting the used blue rubber on a girl's nose after she passes out.

After we had sex, she passed out and I gave her the gonzo.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

Gonzo

To write a paper for a class regardless of the fact that you are high out of your mind on some sort of strange substance.

My God! I tripped for so long that I ended up having to gonzo the paper that was due last friday.

by Chris P Crunch April 25, 2006

gonzo

when a male puts his testicles on top of the shaft of his penis and shows it to other males like the "penis-showing game" in the film WAITING

"Matt showed me his gonzo and therefore got to kick me in the ass four times"

by Mike Pissalot July 18, 2006

gonzo

Huge nosed mamal usually found with narcaleptic tendencies. Natural habitat: North Miami shopping malls and high school socials. Loves Jeefus.

see also Ant-Eater

by sharkattack February 10, 2005

Gonzo

An morbidly enlarged clitoris. Usually caused by steroids abuse or just plain dyke-ness.

Women with large Gonzoes will flaunt proudly, often slapping unsuspecting victims in the face, before engaging in fights to prove their superiority.

"Dude, the other night I was getting to bang this chick and found out she had a HUGE gonzo. Needless to say, I ended up with a sore butthole..."

Don't mess with the Gonzo. The Gonzo will destroy you.

by saponix January 7, 2010

Gonzo

Crazy, possible, messed up shit that there is no real word that can describe the situation or topic.

He is Gonzo trying to wrestle a bull.

by Jono villa Lex the rex January 20, 2006

Gonzo

A term used to describe the firmness of a male penis after looking at a female. This term is usually used in between a "Chub" and "Full Erection/Straight up."

"The stripper wasn't that hot, she only gave me a gonzo."

(After a good night) "Damn if I wasn't drunk she would have gotten a Straight up; instead she had to have fun with my Gonzo."

by N. Hayward October 9, 2008