Goldilocksing

v. To do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution.

The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

Also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing

"Marci was totally Goldilocksing with the printer paper. First she jammed the printer because there wasn't enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!"

by Rocketman Karl March 04, 2009

goldilocksed

Using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission.

Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party.

by dutchvd July 21, 2014

Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL May 02, 2018

gaming goldilocks

If you try to hard on a game you are called a sweat but when you don't try enough you are called trash the gaming goldilocks is a zone in the middle of these two things called casual gaming

“I got called a sweat at a game then called trash what do i do?”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks”

by Pineapple tastes awful June 14, 2021

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 07, 2023

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 07, 2023

Goldilocks Bitch

An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon.

While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch.

by goldilocks134 April 24, 2022