i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something
person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."
by kfel February 28, 2014
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What your mother says to you as she yells at someone
Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch
by Harktheharoldflising March 24, 2017
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What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 08, 2012
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go eat a christmas tree

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!
by haddadoitonem December 19, 2023
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go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.
ya whatever go eat a flower dude
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
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go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.
ya whatever go eat a flower nerd
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
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