glizzy gobbler

a person accused in court of gobblin' glizzys like theres no tomorrow

he's a glizzy gobbler.

by ultimate rizzleronie peperonie November 26, 2024

Glizzy Gobbler

(1): To eat a hotdog
(2): Insult
(3): To eat a hotdog very fast, or in an inhumane way

1: Hey, he’s a glizzy gobbler!
2: Shut up, glizzy gobbler!
3: Hey, they’re having a glizzy gobbling contest

by GlizzyJuice May 6, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who can swallow a lot of hotdogs

MAN... I had to call over my glizzy gobbler ticia to swallow this glizzy with no hands.

by KingGlizzy November 26, 2020

Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Sexiest bitch ever

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023

Glizzy Gobbler

A term you call you friend when he shoves a sausage up his throat

AYOOOO THIS DUDE A GLIZZY GOBBLER

by SLOMO V October 28, 2020

Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler

A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend

“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”

by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025

Glizzy Gobbler

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.

You're such a glizzy gobbler (friend's name).

by The Fizz Fazzeler July 20, 2025