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glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.
Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub
by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006
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glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
by Jared Prox May 8, 2007
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Glorified Game manager

Glorified game managers are slightly above game manager quarterbacks with elite talent at receiver and running back while possibly also having and elite oline around them so therefore put up pretty good to elite stats. Some examples of glorified game manager quarterbacks are Jimmy goroppolo, Ryan Tannehill, Dak Prescott, and Kirk Cousins
Tom Brady isn’t that good. 2019 proved he’s a glorified game manager at best and can’t carry a team on his back.”

“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”
by KDisney May 18, 2021
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Gwarified

What one looks like after exiting a Gwar concert.
Man, you look so gwarified with blood and semen all over your face.
by GwarFan69 November 8, 2009
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Glorified cockroach

A term for a person who believes that they have no obligation to help anyone in need.
Which means they would let there room mate starve to death etc. as long as they had all the food they wanted.
by Judge dredd7 March 11, 2012
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glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.
Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.
by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017
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glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.
Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.
by Silent_t January 26, 2019
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