given a riesen

When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).

It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.

When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."

by Jholl May 15, 2006

Nick Given

A Kid that gets a lot of pussy from girls that are hot and older than him

Nick Given gets head on CVS

by oats1234567890 October 16, 2008

Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."

by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

given the business

When a mage named after a legendary starcraft player namely Nalra makes an application to a WoW guild on a forum and gets a reply from Fyren.

Nalra got given the business

by Realmy October 9, 2006

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

any given sunday

No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.

The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday

by Job 3:16 December 24, 2008

Not a single fuck was given

No one cared.

At all.

About anything.

At that moment.

Ever.

T: Does Urban Dictionary even have the meaning for "not a single fuck was given"?! I can't find it!

N: Not a single fuck was given to define it.

by jadestone June 12, 2014