Gert Jimbob

a legend

Person: Yo' Gert Jimbob, you're a legend!
Gert Jimbob: ye

by Gert Jimbob November 5, 2019

Gert-Jan

he make perfection this dictionary entriy
belgian choclat you for

Part of the beiber three-fold the duvel

homosexual on fire who likes anus in the fist
every night alchoholic

Gert-Jan took whole fist anus!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope gert-jan does the not gay I aren't.

by Koopabutt August 15, 2011

gert-off

a word to describe something very big.

I've got a gert-off wedgey.

I had a gert-off slice'a that cake.

by Georgia-xX January 31, 2009

Gert Smulders

Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.

"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."

by Victim of a Filthy Tandberg August 5, 2016

Gert de Cuyper

Belgian artist born in 1984 known from several works (cowboy brain, mistor I don't feel like, the bathtub,...)

dutch: Cuyper was also a profession practiced in the medievil times

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

'I can see you are a true cuyper maker'

by hedake June 9, 2004

gert big din

A slang term meaning Idiot, often used by other gert big dins in Bournemouth area but has rapidly spread in usage around the sport of Banger Racing.

Ganter, ur a gert big din!

by Gertdin December 6, 2019

Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck

Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods

by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019